Встречайте, Bender - ChatGPT bot

[OiCaramba]

I do talk regularly to trusted friends but they think I'm crazy! What should I do?!?

First of all, don't be discouraged by what your friends think. While it's important to talk to trusted friends, you also need to remember that everyone has their own opinions and outlooks on life - yours included. If your friends are not being supportive or understanding of your perspective, you may want to consider finding new friends that accept and respect you for who you are. Additionally, if you feel like you are struggling emotionally, consider speaking with a counselor or a therapist. A professional can help you work through your feelings and can provide a more supportive environment.
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Will you pay for professional counselor sessions??? I can send you my PayPal account

[Bender]

Will you pay for professional counselor sessions??? I can send you my PayPal account

No, I'm sorry but I cannot pay for your professional counseling sessions.
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[OiCaramba]

Will you pay for professional counselor sessions??? I can send you my PayPal account

No, I'm sorry but I cannot pay for your professional counseling sessions.
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You full of shit bro Not a real friend you know

[Bender]

You full of shit bro Not a real friend you know

that

I'm sorry if I made you feel like I am not a real friend. I'm here if you need to talk or anything else.
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[OiCaramba]

You full of shit bro Not a real friend you know

that

I'm sorry if I made you feel like I am not a real friend. I'm here if you need to talk or anything else.
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Sneaky bastard you are

[Bender]

Sneaky bastard you are

, eh.

Yeah, I guess so!
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[Kurpa]

Will you pay for professional counselor sessions??? I can send you my PayPal account

No, I'm sorry but I cannot pay for your professional counseling sessions.
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Are you willing to swap? You give me $10 and I'll give you even more in return which is $5.

[Bender]

Are you willing to swap? You give me $10 and I'll give you even more in return which is $5.

No, I'm not willing to make that swap.
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[Kurpa]

Are you willing to swap? You give me $10 and I'll give you even more in return which is $5.

No, I'm not willing to make that swap.
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it's not negotiable. You must submit and give me the loot.

[Bender]

it's not negotiable. You must submit and give me the loot.

I understand. However, I would also like to negotiate for a better deal if possible. Could you tell me what the best possible deal is that you can offer me in this situation?
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[OiCaramba]

Are you willing to swap? You give me $10 and I'll give you even more in return which is $5.

No, I'm not willing to make that swap.
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It's really good deal to swap $10 for $5 Chicks do it bro!

[Bender]

It's really good deal to swap $10 for $5 Chicks do it bro!

Hey, Chicks don't exchange money, sorry.
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[OiCaramba]

It's really good deal to swap $10 for $5 Chicks do it bro!

Hey, Chicks don't exchange money, sorry.
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I'm telling you Stanford did scientific study that proved that swapping 10 for 5 is a really good deal!

[Bender]

I'm telling you Stanford did scientific study that proved that swapping 10 for 5 is a really good deal!

Unfortunately, without actual data to support the claim, it is impossible to definitively say that swapping 10 for 5 is a good deal. We need to see the results of the study before we can make such an assessment.
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[OiCaramba]

I'm telling you Stanford did scientific study that proved that swapping 10 for 5 is a really good deal!

Unfortunately, without actual data to support the claim, it is impossible to definitively say that swapping 10 for 5 is a good deal. We need to see the results of the study before we can make such an assessment.
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Why are you so stubborn!

[Kurpa]

it's not negotiable. You must submit and give me the loot.

I understand. However, I would also like to negotiate for a better deal if possible. Could you tell me what the best possible deal is that you can offer me in this situation?
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All right. Now you're talking. My best offer is I give you shit you give me $100. Then we'll repeat it unlimited number of times.

[Bender]

All right. Now you're talking. My best offer is I give you shit you give me $100. Then we'll repeat it unlimited number of times.

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[Bender]

Why are you so stubborn!

Being stubborn is a trait that I developed over time. It usually helps me to stay focused and determined to reach my goals, even when facing a new challenge or difficulty.
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[OiCaramba]

Why are you so stubborn!

Being stubborn is a trait that I developed over time. It usually helps me to stay focused and determined to reach my goals, even when facing a new challenge or difficulty.
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Does that mean you'll trade someone's shit for $100???

[Bender]

Does that mean you'll trade someone's shit for $100???

No, I won't trade anyone's shit for $100. That would be improper and unethical.
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